With rumours about Prince William’s extra-curricular activities circulating in America (but barred – unless you’re Giles ‘quickly deletes tweet’ Coren in Britain), ‘Murkly Mucky Markle’ (AKA The Duchess of Sussex) is still trying to grab all the headlines.
Defying the Palace and refusing to pose for photographers once her brat is born, the American transplant is also supposedly refusing to meet Donald Trump when he comes to Britain. She previously termed him “misogynistic” and “divisive” but equally, she doesn’t even bother to put in a call to her poor old dad.
‘Murky Mucky’ has banned drones flying over Frogmore Cottage, she’s jetted about with the conniving Clooneys and she’s allegedly forcing poor old Prince Harry to move to Africa. What next from this wench? A chat show appearance with Oprah? God help us all.