Moron of the Moment 2021 – Richard Madeley

As the new Diana, Princess of Wales statue is mocked as looking like him, ‘Dorian Gray of Daytime Telly’ Richard Madeley pathetically claims he got PTSD due to worrying about his son’s wedding.

As the new Diana, Princess of Wales statue is mocked as looking like him, ‘Dorian Gray of Daytime Telly’ Richard Madeley pathetically claims he got PTSD due to worrying about his son’s wedding

Normally it’s his boozed-up, ‘mummy figure’ and all-round washed-up wastrel wife Judy Finnigan who makes the headlines for such things as tittie flashing, but, today, motormouthed madman Richard Madeley made headlines in The Sun after ludicrously claiming he “suffered from PTSD after his son’s wedding.”


Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) is something defined by the NHS as “anxiety disorder caused by very stressful, frightening or distressing events” and its causes are listed on their website as such things as:


  • Serious road accidents.
  • Violent personal assaults, such as sexual assault, mugging or robbery.
  • Serious health problems.
  • Childbirth experiences.


Though messed-up maniac Madeley soppily suggested worrying about his son’s nuptials had been “so choppy,” his comparison of his situation to such yet again proves this utter nutter to be nothing but a blithering berk. “How very dare he insult those who’ve fought in war zones and survived rape and torture,” commented one especially irate reader in an email to The Steeple Times.


‘Deranged Dicky’ – Please keep taking your happy pills; you plainly need ‘em, old chap.


Richard Madeley’s ‘finest’ moments

On his son’s wedding

“There’s been so much angst about it… It’s been so choppy, but, yes, he got married and now we’ve got a daughter-in-law.”


In conversation with President Clinton

“I know what it’s like to be wronged by the press. I was once accused of shoplifting. Unlike you though, I knew I was innocent.”


Of women

“I’ve never met a single woman who’s happy with the way she looks, except Jordan, although I’ve never met her.”


On elephants

“So, are you telling me elephants are not born evil?”


To a man crying after paramedics saved his life

“Stop crying! This is supposed to make you happy! Anyway, after the break, the biggest dog in the UK. And he really is big. Don’t miss it!”


In Nostradamus-like fashion on coronavirus

We are being duped… [They are trying to] put the fear of God into the public. A great reckoning is coming.”


On lockdowns

“There’s no point in running away and hiding from the virus.”


Of old women skipping

“There’s not many better things than seeing an older woman skipping.”


Of wanting to be black

“I hope when I’m reincarnated I come back black because you age better.”


To Keira Knightley

“Can we get some make up please, get Keira looking like a crack whore, she’d make a good crack whore.”


Of an autistic teenager

“The thing with Daniel [Wakeford, a ‘star’ on Channel 4’s Undateables] is, he has autism but is very intelligent and as we can see extremely talented. Has Daniel always been autistic?”


To a caller

“I understand you have a little lad of 12. Is it a boy or a girl?”


When Richard Madeley dressed up as Ali G to present ‘This Morning,’ it was later voted “one of the worst moments in television history,” ‘Digital Spy’ reported.
On another occasion, attention seeking Madeley dressed up as his very own wife. Clearly, this crackpot’s ‘mummy’ issues are genuinely really an issue.
In recent days, Twitter users – aside from suggesting it as resembling a cross between Theresa May and Sean Bean – have argued that the new Diana, Princess of Wales actually could be of Richard Madeley. No doubt, television’s ultimate twerp will actually be annoyed that it’s not his name on the statue instead; one could imagine a monument to his ‘genius’ in Trafalgar Square potentially also.
The telly-box twerp is regularly compared to Alan Partridge and can be relied upon to play the fool at the drop of a hat.
Alleged shoplifter Madeley’s ‘mummy’ wife, Judy Finnigan, is best known for quaffing, flashing her boobs and falling off sofas. In October 2014, she inexcusably defended a footballer later convicted of rape by saying: “The rape wasn’t violent… He didn’t cause any bodily harm to the person… She had far too much to drink.”

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  • He's a bit Ken Barlow-esq for my kidney with maybe just a tiny bit of Len Furclough under the surface. I remember decades ago getting particularly irritated when the police wanged him up a gridlocked Northern motorway so as not to be late to peddle the pap. Still he has been very successful in filling a certain demand and they tell me that that is the trick.

  • Dickhead needs a slap with a wet fish. That will cure him and no doubt a bit of extra-curricular sexual antics will help with some viagra also. His dirty daughter can help him find what he requires as Judy is probably passed out somewhere.

  • Sheilas he approaches should be very careful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He looks dangerous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do NOT send Down Under ---- Our Sheilas must be kept safe from this predator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • He must have gone to the same optician as Dominic Cummings. How could anyone marry THAT woman? She is so ugly and so common.

  • What was the sculptor thinking? No wonder there is a rift between Harry and Wills... That lump does look like Theresa May crossed with Richard Madeley.

  • Can you imagine those two having sexual relations? Disgusting. And he dared mock the stud Bill Clinton.

  • Where do they get these dip shits from?
    This guy is in love with himself, pathetic twit.

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