The Plotless Pillock Prince

The Plotless Pillock Prince 2021 – Prince Harry should wind his neck in – Matthew Steeples suggests decidedly dim Prince Harry has well and truly lost the plot; he should heed the words of the equally ‘woke’ wally Lily Allen and finally “wind his neck in”

Matthew Steeples suggests decidedly dim Prince Harry has well and truly lost the plot; he should heed the words of the equally ‘woke’ wally Lily Allen and finally “wind his neck in”

The Duke of Sussex always seemed a sandwich short of a picnic, but now, with his latest attack on his birth family, he’s well and truly shown he’s utterly lost the plot and turned into nothing but a pompous pillock content only with satisfying his money and fame hungry wife.

 

Preaching from their capacious Californian mansion complete with 16 bathrooms, this out-of-touch with ordinary folk wazzock and his acerbically annoying dollar demanding Duchess annoy utterly everybody. Is there nobody that they just don’t have a desire to piss off? It doesn’t matter if you are pro or anti the monarchy, it’s just impossible to like this laughable pair of loons and their whingeing ways.

 

Now, aside from attracting the likes of Sarah Vine to Yankee Wally have a pop at this pernicious plotless pair, once jolly-for-a-jape Prince Harry has gone and upset not only his father and brother, but also piled blame on his perfectly patient grandparents as well.

 

Speaking of his “cycle of pain” to Dax Shepherd’s Armchair Expert, which premieres next Friday, 21st May, the royal runt remarked:

 

“When it comes to parenting, if I’ve experienced some form of pain or suffering because of the pain or suffering that perhaps my father or my parents had suffered, I’m going to make sure I break that cycle so that I don’t pass it on.”

 

“I know this about his [Prince Charles’s] life, I also know that is connected to his parents so that means he’s treated me the way he was treated, so how can I change that for my own kids.”

 

In the 17th century, “to latibulate,” ‘Dictionary Corner’ doyenne Susie Dent, mused on Twitter this morning meant “to hide in a corner until conditions improve.” The Duke and Duchess of Sussex should take up just such and they should also listen to the normally woke wastrel Lily Allen’s 2014 song: Wind Your Neck In. It might do the pair of them some bloody good.

 

Follow Matthew Steeples on Twitter at @M_Steeples.

 

Lyrics to Lily Allen’s ‘Wind Your Neck In’ that should be heeded by the plotless Duke and Duchess of Sussex

Why don’t you keep your eyes on the road

Keep yourself to yourself

Or you’re gonna explode

Don’t concern yourself in my sh*t

If I told you the truth

Well you probably couldn’t handle it

 

What’s it got to do with you

I don’t care what you get up to

Didn’t ask for your opinion

Not your business

Wind your neck in

 

Why’d you think you’re better

Little rubber-necker

No one likes a trouble maker

Pull up your socks

 

There’s nothing to see here

Why’d you have to be here

Can’t you turn around and get back into your box

Wind your neck in (repeat)

 

I always said each to their own

Won’t you give me a break

Won’t you throw me a bone

I’m a different cat or a fish

If you don’t understand

Just look the other way, you b*tch

 

I’ll do my thing, you do yours

What you get up to behind closed doors

No of interest, I’ve no opinion

It’s not my business

Wind your neck in

 

Why’d you think you’re better

Little rubber-necker

No one likes a trouble maker

Pull up your socks

There’s nothing to see here

Why’d you have to be here

Can’t you turn around and get back into your box

Wind your neck in (repeat)

 

Down (Down)

The rubber-neckers slow me down

When will they ever work it out (Own)

No, they can’t run me out of town

Wind your neck in (repeat)

 

Why’d you think you’re better

Little rubber-necker

No one likes a trouble maker

Pull up your socks

There’s nothing to see here

Why’d you have to be here

Can’t you turn around and get back into your box

Wind your neck in (repeat)

 

The Plotless Pillock Prince 2021 – Prince Harry and his wife do not grasp that they live a privileged life that mere mortals cannot relate to. This plotless pair need to finally realise that their attention seeking ways are doing them nothing but harm. It is not others whom are to blame for their predicament: It is them and them alone.
The Plotless Pillock Prince 2021 – The Duke and Duchess of Sussex seem to be motivated more by money and attention than anything else. They should be ashamed of themselves and now, after well and truly losing the plot, its just time for them to wind their necks in.

15 COMMENTS

  1. My favourite Philip Larkin verse:
    “They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
    They may not mean to, but they do.
    They fill you with the faults they had
    And add some extra, just for you.

    We’re all stuck with that scenario, Ginge, get over it and move on. Minge had a father who adored her, even spent all his lottery winnings money on her and look how SHE turned out. So why not use her upbringing as the way to rear your offspring; what could possibly go wrong?

  2. I enjoyed the podcast and could not be more pleased for both of them to have got away, to live independently from tabloid dictates and the royal court. If Sarah Vine is complaining in the Daily Mail by my reckoning your probably doing something right. 😅 The British tabloid summary of yesterday’s podcast is by no surprise substantially different to what I heard. At the end of the podcast I could not have agreed more with the hosts comments about the British tabloid business model.

    Prince Harry — Armchair Expert

  3. Why don’t the British public realise that Harry has the inside track on this family and like his mother before him was not prepared to allow this warped, deceitful family be his heirloom for his children. All the “experts’ on the Royal family are paid extremely handsomely for their sycophancy! In time, it will be revealed, perhaps after our departure but Right will assert itself in time!!!!

  4. Well the pair of them now live in Disney land, let’s hope they stay there and just fade away. I’m sick and tired of both of them trying to give normal people advice how to live.

  5. The Royals are a waste of time and money . Thank goodness he’s gotten away from that crazy family . I’m glad someone is finally telling the truth about them , they have some very very dark secrets .

  6. He needs to be restrained and silenced. For a long long time. His entourage is getting darker and nastier.
    Maybe an UFO can take him far away. I am 73 and very sorry to see this decline.

  7. Harry and Megan should look to Kate and William on how it’s done. They are both fantastic, what a great King and Queen they will make. I can hardly wait. They have a sense of integrity, pride and selflessness. They are like the present Queen, quite simply wonderful.

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