Wednesday, June 23, 2021

Pigeon Bernie

Bernie Ecclestone finally finds himself some ‘friends’; Prince Charles talks to plants, Bernie Ecclestone talks to pigeons

Most people consider city pigeons – but certainly not their country cousins, the wood pigeon – to be pests. Some would go as far as to term them “flying rats,” but plainly Bernie Ecclestone feels to the contrary.

 

Pictured in the city of Dubrovnik in Croatia at the weekend after a lunch with a squawking bird he plainly likes named Geri Halliwell (given he sported merchandise from her Spice Girls days previously), the diminutive dwarf Ecclestone was snapped creepily crouching over a flight of pigeons.

 

The “extraordinary and gross dialect” that is known as “Pigeon English” may have found a new rival; be prepared for the arrival of “Pigeon Bernie.” That’s a language we’d certainly suggest needs immediately stamping out.

 

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Pigeon Bernie – Bernie Ecclestone befriends a flight of pigeons in Dubrovnik, Croatia with Spice Girl Geri Halliwell – Bernie Ecclestone finally finds himself some ‘friends’; Prince Charles talks to plants, Bernie Ecclestone talks to pigeons.
Bernie Ecclestone and his current wife Fabiana Flosi lunched with Geri Halliwell and her husband Christian Horner in Dubrovnik, Croatia on Saturday. The party were described as looking “in high spirits.”
Pigeon Bernie – Bernie Ecclestone befriends a flight of pigeons in Dubrovnik, Croatia with Spice Girl Geri Halliwell – Bernie Ecclestone finally finds himself some ‘friends’; Prince Charles talks to plants, Bernie Ecclestone talks to pigeons.
Bernie and friends.
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4 COMMENTS

  1. Fabiana Flossy could at least do something useful and go shopping to get Bernard some new clothes. He looks like a prized turkey. Is he attempting to become the new Bernard Matthews?

  2. Just an old fart with the brain of a pigeon trying to be 21 again. Whatever does his air head wife see in this old prune? Oh that’s right, he’s loaded isn’t he.

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