The Cat That Lost The Maxwell Cream

The story of what happened to Ghislaine Maxwell’s cat after her arrest is too ludicrous for words

As Ghislaine Maxwell languishes in the clink for the next year, she will undoubtedly be gradually discussed less and less until her trial actually begins – but, for now, this wacky woman’s weird lifestyle continues to attract headlines.

 

Yesterday, aside from the Independent suggesting the mucky madam is now living in a prison compared to “hell” and The Sun commenting on her ex-boyfriend having his yacht “deep cleaned” (presumably to eliminate all trace of the stench of her), a “dog and cat news” website named Wamiz bizarrely reported that “60 armed FBI agents and police” had to scour woodland adjoining her house looking for a cat that scarpered.

 

Aside from Miss Maxwell (or whatever her marital name is given she is actually in a union of some form) trying to hide or run from those seeking to arrest her, it seems her cat got “injured at the start of the raid” and then “ran from the house and was lost to nearby woods.”

 

The animal was found four days later and is “doing well and recovering from its ordeal” supposedly, but whether it recovers from having had the paedo procurer as its owner will plainly not be known for quite some time. God help the poor creature.

 

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Matthew Steeples
A graduate of the London School of Economics, Matthew Steeples is a writer and marketing consultant. He conceived The Steeple Times as a media arena to fill the void between the Mail Online, The Huffington Post and such organs as the New York Social Diary in 2012.
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3 COMMENTS

  1. Don’t worry guys I expect there’s a good animal behavourist waiting in the wings who has just been waiting for this publicity bonanza. After all this is the good old US of A. I can just imagine the trauma this poor moggy must have endured with the feds kicking down the front door, and God knows what sort of counseling she will need when she funds out her owner was a madame and a whore.

  2. Seems as if she is in a place that is not very nice, and why should it be ? If you do the crime be ready for the time.
    Only 35 years left to do. I hope she enjoys it.
    I expect her pussy will be well looked after while she is in Jail.

    • Luv it, and I expect that pussy won’t be crying for Kit e cat. She now has to wallow and wait for the trial next US summer. Plenty of time to weigh up her alternatives. Do I talk, or do I let the untouchables get away with it? The grand old Duke of Pork, must be sweating it, sorry I forgot he doesn’t sweat does he. Anyway no matter what she says, he won’t ever see a day in court because he’s HRH, and he’s untouchable. I’ve never been religious my whole life, but there just has to be some sort of justice waiting when we step off of this planet.

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