As Sir Elton John is slammed for his treatment of his ex-wife, we suggest he ought to offer an olive branch as appeasement to get her off her ‘Crocodile Rock’
Quoting an unnamed ‘ex-pal’ of the I Should Have Sent Roses singer and husband of the titleless David Furnish, the paper reported: “It’s good that someone takes him to task. No one else has been brave enough.”
With calming relief and a dose of Medicine Man required all-round plainly, one is simply left thinking: “Dear God: A soothing pool filled with olive oil for anyone?”
Pictured top: Left – In December 2019, the tempestuous crooner reportedly told two security guards to “f**k off” whilst on stage at Peth’s HBF Park stadium in Australia. According to Smooth Radio, he allegedly most politely added: “Let her get up here immediately… Come on you c***ts… Morons, both of you, morons… F***ing pieces of s**t you both are… You turds!” Right – In January 2019, Sir Elton John promised his ‘Farewell Tour’ would be his last one (unsurprisingly that proved to be nonsense and he was soon back on the road).