Despite all of Dominic Cummings’ efforts Boris Johnson is morphing into the most miserable Prime Minister of modern times; how much longer will the blubbering buffoon ‘Bosie The Clown’ last?
Whilst Sir Keir Starmer’s wife bothered to accompany him to the Battle of Britain service at Westminster Abbey yesterday, there was no sign of ‘Bosie The Clown’s’ flash-in-the-pan fiancée Carrie Symonds.
Tellingly as gossip circulates that the Prime Minister’s latest ‘breeder’ has possibly left him and that he has allegedly formed an especially close connection with Laura Kuenssberg, Boris Johnson has also been forced to deny claims by la Repubblica that he had flown to Perugia, Italy on Friday 11th September and left on Monday morning. Described subsequently in the Mail Online as a “secret jaunt” to visit Evening Standard owner Evgeny Lebedev at his palatial castle, that the British premier has supposedly been jetting around as a second lockdown looms large is an utter outrage.
Elsewhere in the Mirror on Saturday, “those close to” Johnson shared that he has “misery etched on his face” due to “existing pressures” and “concerns” over how he can support his children – “at least six” according to Wikipedia, but possibly more – due to having had to give up his £275,000 per year Daily Telegraph column and “lucrative fees for speaking arrangements.”
Going further, one “friend” pathetically bleated to The Times:
“Boris, like other prime ministers, is very, very badly served. He doesn’t have a housekeeper – he has a single cleaner and they’re worried about being able to afford a nanny.”
“He’s stuck in the flat and Downing Street is not a nice place to live. It’s not like the Élysée or the White House where you can get away from it all because they’re so big. Even if he or Carrie want to go into the rose garden they have to go through the office. “
Dubbed also as someone “desperately lonely and unhappy on the inside” whom “stuffs in more mouthfuls and knocks back the cheapo plonk at an alarming rate” by Sasha Swire in her explosive memoirs, it seems the wheels are well and truly falling off Boris Johnson’s once “calculating machine.” All bets are on for how much longer this blubbering buffoon will last.