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The Calamities Carrie On

Ghislaine Maxwell was involved in the charity Carrie Symonds works for; Dominic Cummings’ nemesis also has an ex-lover with links to Russia and the far right, racist Traditional Britain Group

When she’s not furiously texting 25 missives per hour to her lapdog on-off lover Boris Johnson or forcing him to get rid of his puppet master Dominic Cummings, Carrie Symonds finds time to be a senior advisor and member of staff at Oceana – a curiously funded operation that describes itself as “the largest international advocacy organisation focused solely on ocean conservation.”

Fascinatingly, mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell also has links to Oceana and hosted a cocktail party for their benefit at her East 65th Street residence in 2008 according to The Cut even.

Jailbird paedo procurer Maxwell’s interest in the oceans is well-known via her now defunct TerraMar Project – which operated with the motto: “Sea Hope. Sea Change. Sea Future” and is now being accused of allegedly being part of her and Epstein’s trafficking activities – but, today, we remind readers that the British Prime Minister’s wine chucking latest baby mama has other curious connections.

In October 2019, The Steeple Times followed up on The Sun’s story of Symonds’ “emotionally charged” and “tumultuous” previous relationship with a character named Oliver Haiste and revealed his connections to a curious Russian hoax news operation and association with members of the extremely bigoted, far-right Traditional Britain Group.

‘The Lady Macbeth of Downing Street’ may well think she won against Cummings as he marched out of Downing Street Street with his box last night, but here was just the first skirmish of a battle. The true war is yet to come and whether ‘Conniving Carrie’ and her cretinous clown will still be in residence by Christmas remains to be seen. One thing’s for sure next: Red wine on the sofa at the ready, The Carrie On Show is most certainly going to most unpleasantly kick off very, very soon.

Pictured top: Ghislaine Maxwell supporting Oceana in 2008; Carrie Symonds – the very same organisation’s employee in 2020.

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The Calamities Carrie On – The Prime Minister’s on-off spouse Carrie Symonds’ biography on the Oceana website.
The Calamities Carrie On – The Traditional Britain Group, of which the preposterously named convicted thief Gregory Lauder-Frost is vice president, itself is opposed to feminism. It also believes in “the heterosexual family” but is against “immigration and multiculturalism” as well as “internationalism… globalisation… communism… socialism… liberalism… anarchism… political correctness… the purely materialist conception of life… [and] all the great heresies of our age.” Repugnant Lauder-Frost once disgustingly referred to Baroness Lawrence, mother of the murdered teenager Stephen Lawrence, as “a complete nobody” and once demanded “people not of ‘European stock’ should be offered ‘assisted voluntary repatriation’ to their ‘natural’ homeland.”
The Calamities Carrie On – Henry Hopwood-Phillips, when not attempting but failing to create hoax Russian news sites with Carrie Symonds’ ex Oliver Haiste (sometimes spelt ‘Haste’), spends time getting involved with the bigoted Traditional Britain Group and making bizarre music videos on YouTube. He charmingly also stands accused of flashing his “tumescent member” by a blogger named Claire Khaw.
Matthew Steeples
A graduate of the London School of Economics, Matthew Steeples is a writer and marketing consultant. He conceived The Steeple Times as a media arena to fill the void between the Mail Online, The Huffington Post and such organs as the New York Social Diary in 2012.


  1. Ordinarily I’d agree about Carrie Symonds, but from what I understand she can’t stand Gove either and (according to a friend that works fairly close) she is telling Johnson that he is only going to be remembered as the Prime Minister that cost the UK everything and the one that plunged it into the worst recession we have ever known.
    If Gove goes too there is far more chance of a second referendum or at least a half decent deal. There is talk of a lot of Cummins’ yes people to follow him out because again, he is worried about how he will go down in history.
    We can only hope.

  2. Carrie is plainly a woman with a vile temper. She’ll soon be “Doing a Gordon Brown” and throwing coffee cups at televisions. Lady Macbeth’s stint at the top will be deservedly brief. Evil bitch.

  3. Send Carrie On Camper Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll have her over my knee and I’ll give her a jolly good spanking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mind you, she might be diseased from her proximity to that corona carrying fatty Bojo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So don’t bother —– You Poms can keep the minge cringe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Carrie needs a bar of soap in her mouth and a lesson in knowing how to behave towards her elders and betters. Dominic Cummings was plainly a menace, but I can see this nasty minx is far worse.

  5. Is this the truth behind that screaming row between Carrie and Boris that brought the police rushing to her London flat in the early hours thinking something dire was amiss? Looking at my diary when their baby was born I noticed it was was exactly 9 months since that tumultuous night. Having been around a bit when I was young, my suspicious mind began ruminating somewhat. Did all this happen the day Carrie revealed she was pregnant? Was it something Boris wanted? Could he have imagined, just for a split second, this was a case of entrapment. Does happen.


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