DumbPrince – Dimwitted Dunce Prince Harry Makes A Prized Pillock Of Himself (Yet Again) With ‘Oily Elton’ And ‘Titleless David’ In Tow
Matthew Steeples
As Prince Harry slithers like an unwelcome oil slick back into Britain, it seems that even his own family don’t want to see this #DumbPrince; couldn’t he have just attended court via video link?
Like the olive oil slick in a paddling pool that the three of them truly are, yesterday, Prince Harry unexpectedly slithered into the Royal Courts of Justice with his private jet provider Sir Elton John and his husband David Furnish in tow. There was expectedly a no-show, however, in the form of Mr ‘Call Me Lady’ Furnish’s ‘nightclub hunk friend,’ Danny Williams, however.
Seeking damages against Associated Newspapers Limited – the publishers of amongst other things the Daily Mail and The Mail on Sunday – this tedious trio had no need to actually turn up and could have appeared by video link even. Though ‘privacy seekers,’ they did not follow a course of action of slipping in the back door though and stormed through the assembled paparazzi at the Fleet Street entrance to ‘have their day in court.’
Today, we ask Prince Harry, Sir Elton John and titleless David Furnish: “You’re after a payout from Associated Newspapers for infringing your privacy… Now, man-up and tell the real truth: Do you want a bottle of olive oil and a tub of Elizabeth Arden ‘todger cream’ each to go with that?”
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Was it necessary for #DumbPrince Prince Harry to turn up at the Royal Courts of Justice yesterday for a hearing he could have attended via video link? ("Who paid for his private jet?" is another question; Sir Elton John?) #PrinceHarry#DumbPrince#EltonJohn#privacy#DailyMail
This morning on Twitter, Matthew Steeples asked: “Was it necessary for #DumbPrince Prince Harry to turn up at the Royal Courts of Justice yesterday for a hearing he could have attended via video link? (“Who paid for his private jet?” is another question; Sir Elton John?)” By 11:30am on Tuesday 28th March 2023, the majority of respondents favoured the answer: “No; private jet disgrace.”
Last night, an interview with Matthew Steeples by Shaun Attwood aired for its premiere on YouTube about the mendacious menace formerly known as Meghan Markle and her drip of a husband Prince Harry. It was filmed on Saturday 25th March 2023 (prior to the Duke of Sussex turning up in London unexpectedly) and covers topics numbering the forthcoming coronation of King Charles III and issues regarding Frogmore Cottage, Prince Andrew and his feckless live-in ex-wife Sarah, Duchess of York and whether the modern monarchy is “fit for purpose.” The matter of Prince William’s younger brother’s drug taking was also discussed as was whether this should affect his residency in the United States of America.As he arrived at court yesterday, the Duke of Sussex bumped into a member of the assembled paparazzi. Whether intentional or not, it attracted much mockery on social media and amongst comments came one from a Twitter user going by the name of ‘Baeyes.’ She amusingly declared: “#DumbPrince caught rubbing his blue todger on unsuspecting cameraman.”
King Charles III and the late Diana, Princess of Wales’s son was mocked widely over his decision to jet into London for the court hearing. One Twitter user shared a photo of his arrival at the Royal Courts of Justice and captioned it: “If you can read this, my fake hair fell off.”Amusingly, turning to whether the Duke of Sussex will get to meet his “estranged family” during his “whirlwind visit to the UK,” a reporter for the ‘Daily Mail’ suggested “KIND Charles” [sic] “is working from Highgrove before flying to Germany for [a] state visit.” They added: “The Prince of Wales is away with his family as children are off school for Easter.” Perhaps, given he’s free of the Duchess of Sussex, ‘HazBeen’ could head off to the newly reopened Boujis and down a few Crack Baby shots with the chums he ditched when he went off to America for his “worldwide privacy tour.” It might do the wretched wreck some actual, real good.The late Alan Clark once said of Michael Heseltine: “An arriviste, certainly, who can’t shoot straight and in Jopling’s damning phrase ‘bought all his own furniture,’ but who at any rate seeks the cachet. All the nouves in the party think he is the real thing.” David Furnish would love a title, but like his wealthy chum The Right Honourable The Lord Lebedev of Hampton in the London Borough of Richmond upon Thames and of Siberia in the Russian Federation (or ‘Evgeny ‘Two Beards’ to his mates and a man who got a title courtesy of another of their chummy ‘club,’ Boris Johnson), he is able to buy rather a lot of furnishings courtesy of his husband’s estimated £375 million fortune.Sir Elton John and his titleless husband – whom, if you’d believe his April 2016 whining to the ‘Daily Mail’s’ Sebastian Shakespeare, would like to be called ‘Lady John’ – like to spend as much time as possible with Prince Charles’ second son and his avaricious wife. The non-working royals like to sponge off the very, very, very rich popstar and his hubby and, let’s be honest, they wouldn’t be clinging to their coattails if they the 75-year-old old geezer and his 16-year-younger sidekick were living in a council house in Peckham.
