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Bollocks to Brexit

As Pimlico Plumbers’ founder sticks up a ‘Bollocks to Brexit’ sign on his headquarters and Gina Miller launches ‘End The Chaos!’, The Steeple Times predicts Brexit will NOT actually happen

 

Charlie Mullins, founder of Pimlico Plumbers, is well-known for having supported Gina Miller’s successful Article 50 case at The Supreme Court.

 

Now, in a brilliantly bold move, this multi-millionaire businessman has stuck a huge sign on his company’s headquarters in Waterloo that reads: “Bollocks to Brexit, It’s not a done deal.”

 

Shared on Facebook by a Facebook group named ‘Pants to Brexit,’ an image of this gigantic yellow and black announcement comes just as Miller herself launched a new campaign called ‘End the Chaos!’ It also accompanied revelations of Tony Blair, Nick Clegg and Sir John Major holding “secret meetings” to establish how Britain could actually remain in the EU.

 

We join Mr Mullins in saying: “BOLLOCKS TO BREXIT” and look forward to the imminent collapse of the mess that she who’s been too busy wandering in the wheatfields presides over.

 

Please join those backing ‘End the Chaos’ – Let the people decide by clicking here.

 

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9 COMMENTS

  1. What BOLLOCKS these two REMOANERS spout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brexit is BRILLIANT and Theresa May like Donald Trump in Americano will MAKE GREAT BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRING ON BREXIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Ethel, being a dimwitted old thing, next time you need a plumber to repair a leaking tap call out Mr Mullins’s mob.
      It would be amusing to see your dumb look when you get a bill for £250!!!

  2. Pimlico Plumbers had and has a reputation for gross overcharging. Often they were reported for carrying out quite unnecessary repairs and charging racketeering prices. They especially like elderly people who had no idea what was going on.
    Of course, his stock in trade are his ********* plumbers and electricians who are ’employed’ on a very tax effective basis so have no protection when Mullins wants to get rid of them-hence the High Court action which he just lost.
    Get a grip…PP are ***********

    [EDITED FOR LEGAL REASONS]

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