Friday, March 29, 2024

OBSERVERS

Chen Si (陳思)

Made famous in the film Angel of Nanjing, Chen Si has saved over 300 lives at the world’s most popular suicide spot, the Yangtze River Bridge in Nanjing, China, since 2003. This kindly gent...

Livia Firth (born and also known as Livia Giuggioli)

In May 2016, Livia Firth daftly announced: “I celebrated reaching 30,000 followers on Instagram… I bought confetti”. The wife of the actor and a mother of two, self-described “Queen of the Green Carpet” Firth...

Chris Bryant MP

Known primarily for posing in his underpants on a gay dating site and for the utterly ridiculous assessment that Delilah is a song about the murder of a prostitute, Chris Bryant is one of...

Todd Plummer

A stylish and sophisticated fashion journalist and lawyer-in-training, man-about-town Todd Plummer grew up in New England and is based in Manhattan. He has over 3,000 followers on Twitter, shares photographs of running and cocktails on...

Dorian Grinspan

Editor-in-Chief of Out of Order magazine Dorian Grinspan is based in Manhattan. Born in Paris and educated at Yale, this super-connected son of a prominent mergers-and-acquisitions lawyer is the godson of Numéro magazine founder Babeth...

Donal Skehan

Dublin born Donal Skehan morphed from being part of a boyband to being recognised as one of the most popular food bloggers after being endorsed by Nigella Lawson and Jamie Oliver in January 2016....

The Rt. Hon. The Lord Ashdown GCMG, CH, KBE, PC (better known as Paddy Ashdown)

Fern Briton described him as: “The greatest Prime Minister this country never had” in December 2015 and though he’ll be forever remembered for the unfortunate moniker “Paddy Pantsdown”, Lord Ashdown truly ought to be...

Janan Ganesh

Journalist, author and political commentator Janan Ganesh is a regular on Andrew Neil’s Sunday Politics. He is the author of George Osborne: The Austerity Chancellor, a graduate of Warwick University and UCL and worked...

Tanya Burr

Born Norwich in 1989, beauty and fashion blogger and vlogger Tanya Burr has made a small fortune from her craft. Listed as one of the ‘100 Most Connected Women’ of 2014 by GQ, Burr...

Baroness Pidding CBE (AKA, “The Bet Lynch Baroness”, born Emma Pidding)

Solihull born and a former bank clerk, big-haired Baroness Pidding became engulfed in the ‘Tatler Tory’ scandal in November 2015. Described by Lord Ashcroft as the sort “not afraid to get her hands dirty”...

Michael Musto

Responsible for coining the word celebutard (a combination of celebrity, debutante and retard) to describe Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, Michael Musto is a New York based author and journalist. He has over 15,000...

Ella Woodward

The daughter of the turncoat Tory turned Labour transplant Shaun Woodward and his Sainsbury’s heiress wife, Ella Woodward’s blog, Deliciously Ella, has become a firm favourite of foodies everywhere.The author of the fastest-selling debut...

Diane Sawyer (born Lila Diane Sawyer)

A former member of President Nixon’s White House staff turned acclaimed television journalist, Diane Sawyer was born in Glasgow, Kentucky. She frequently appears on the Forbes list of “The World's 100 Most Powerful Women” and...

Dr Lisa Mckenzie (AKA “Red Lisa”)

This flame haired academic and “rebel ethnographer” is obsessed with what she calls the “Precariat” or what – in layman’s terms – might be described as “those at the bottom of the class structure”. A...

Ingrid Seward (married name: Ingrid Benson, AKA “Ingie”)

This London based lowbrow hack spouts sewage and tittle-tattle about the Royal family on a regular basis and pompously goes as far as to define herself as a “Royal expert” on Twitter. A former...

Pastor Farris Wilks

A Texan bricklayer turned billionaire, Pastor Farris Wilks grew up in a goat shed but now owns an airport and his own aircraft. Firmly anti-gay marriage and often described as a “dirt farmer”, Wilks...

Selina Scott

Yorkshire based broadcaster turned farmer and cashmere and mohair retailer Selina Scott once declared she’d “like to steal Donald Trump’s hairpiece and bury it in the sand dunes of Aberdeenshire”. In August 2015, she...

Greta van Susteren

Listed as the 99th most powerful woman in the world by Forbes, Washington based news anchor and commentator Greta van Susteren is married to a self-described “ambulance chaser” and is a member of the...

Suzanne Congdon LeRoy

Despite being the daughter of a woman suspected to have murdered her wealthy adopted mother and nurse in 1977 in Duluth, Minnesota, author Suzanne Congdon LeRoy has turned her life to good. In Nightingale:...

Constance Briscoe

The author of Ugly and Beyond Ugly, Clapham based Constance Briscoe is nothing but a shameless disgrace. A former barrister and judge, cosmetic surgery loving Briscoe was jailed for perverting the course of justice...

Tom O’Carroll

A chilling and sick dual Irish-British citizen, Tom O’Carroll is a blogger and activist for paedophilia advocacy. A convicted distributor of child pornography and a former chairman of the Paedophile Information Exchange (PIE), this...

The Rt. Hon. Harriet Harman QC, MP

A Labour Member of Parliament since 1982, Harriet Harman has repeatedly failed to apologise for the links between the National Council for Civil Liberties (NCCL), an organisation she worked for between 1978 and 1982,...

Ashley Mote

Having claimed that “five years in the EU lunatic asylum showed me that EU corruption was truly out of control”, former UKIP MEP and immigrant hater Ashley Mote was jailed for five years in...

Victoria Borwick MP (AKA “VB” and “Lady Borwick”, née Victoria Poore)

Flame-headed and a mother of four, Victoria Borwick became Conservative Member of Parliament for Kensington in May 2015. A former event organiser, Borwick has been described as looking like Anne Robinson and as “a...

Harry Cole

A former associate of Guido Fawkes’ Paul Staines, Harry Cole became The Sun’s Westminster correspondent in June 2015. This tenacious journalist has over 42,000 followers on Twitter and was voted the 28th most influential man...

Leandra Medine (AKA “The Man Repeller”)

New York based fashion blogger Leandra Medine claims she “may have been Ernest Hemingway in my last life, or Prince” on her personal Twitter handle and has over 260,000 followers for her Man Repeller...

Diane Abbott MP

The Steeple Times is honoured to be blocked on Twitter by this hypocritical loudmouthed Labour Member of Parliament. A woman afraid of reasoned debate, Hackney based Diane Abbott is the worst kind of socialist...

Emily Clarkson

The feminist daughter of the television icon Jeremy Clarkson is the antithesis of negativity and Katie Hopkins. Emily Clarkson was described as having “inherited her father’s gumption, fearlessness and sense of humour” by the...

Christine Walkden

Christine Walkden describes herself as a “gardener, horticulturist, plantswoman, lecturer, trainer, garden centre advisor, tour leader and guide, broadcaster, writer and photographer”. She is also the patron of a number of organisations and on...

Stinson Hunter (AKA “The Paedophile Hunter””, born Kieren Parsons)

With over 66,000 followers on Twitter, Stinson Hunter is a self-styled online crime fighter.Best known for having appeared on the Channel 4 documentary The Paedophile Hunter in October 2014, Hunter was expelled from three...

James Wong

Ethnobotanist, TV presenter and garden designer James Wong is the author of Grow Your Own Drugs. A graduate of the University of Bath and Kew trained, Wong is a panellist on the BBC’s Gardeners’...

Mhairi Black MP

“Baby of the House” Mhairi Black is the youngest MP since 1880. She is a lesbian, Bible reader and supporter of Partick Thistle Football Club. A Scottish National Party politician, Black beat Douglas Alexander...