Artist parades work depicting Prince Harry in Jonathan Aitken “sword of truth and shield of justice” type fashion as the rabid ranting royal arrives at the High Court in London reports Matthew Steeples.
On International Missing Children’s Day 2023, Matthew Steeples reminds readers of missing children whose cases aren’t getting the disproportionate resources misallocated to that of the search for Madeleine McCann.
As the queue-jumping puppet master of Gordon The Gopher Phillip Schofield quits ‘This Morning’, Matthew Steeples asks: “Will further scandal follow for this flogger of plughole-fit-only plonk?”
Matthew Steeples suggests after yesterday’s E. Jean Carroll verdict confirmed ‘The Donald’ Trump as a sexual predator, it is time for the 45th POTUS to explain the true links between himself, his wife and Jeffrey Epstein.
As the pugnacious prat returns to the screens, Nadine Dorries MP surprisingly was bang on the nail in slaughtering “rather up himself” Phillip Schofield.
Matthew Steeples makes suggestions as to who’ll attend the coronation of King Charles III and who won’t; an interview follows tonight on Shaun Attwood’s ever popular YouTube channel.
Matthew Steeples slams tawdry and tacky Sarah, Duchess of York for appearing on ITV1’s tawdry and tacky ‘Loose Women;’ she should be ashamed of herself
As Prince Harry slithers like an unwelcome oil slick back into Britain, it seems that even his own family don’t want to see this #DumbPrince; couldn’t he have just attended court via video link?
Matthew Steeples suggests that ‘liar wannabe lawyer’ Ghislaine Maxwell’s decision to continue to sue Jeffrey Epstein’s estate in spite of already having gotten over £16 million from the since croaked paedo is proof that she is utterly lacking in a moral compass.
As Isabel Oakeshott offers to write Prince Andrew’s memoirs, Matthew Steeples asks: “Why is the freeloader Sarah, Duchess of York back out grifting once again?”
Matthew Steeples suggests “poison pen” Isabel Oakeshott’s career prospects now belong in nowhere but a slurry pit; he highlights an encounter with her and argues she has disgraced the journalistic profession.
Matthew Steeples argues that the saga of ‘FROGXIT’ – the supposed eviction of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex from Frogmore Cottage – is proof final that this pointless pair should never come back to Britain.
As it is revealed noxious nonce Ghislaine Maxwell got slammed into “the hole” of solitary confinement after attempting to profit whilst a prisoner, Matthew Steeples again asks why her pugnacious PR peddler Daphne Barak was allowed to ‘interview’ in her in prison in the first place.
In the wake of the ‘South Park’ fiasco and her gaining worse ratings than Prince Andrew, Matthew Steeples asks if the chance of a career in politics for the Duchess of Sussex has been scuppered; 81% of respondents to a poll believe she’d never get selected.
As Lee Anderson becomes vice chairman of the Conservative Party and announces support for the death penalty, we ask: “Has Rishi Sunak well and truly lost the plot?”
As ‘Ghislaine: Partner in Crime’ premieres tomorrow on ITVX, Matthew Steeples asks: “What comes next in the sordid saga of the story of Ghislaine Maxwell and her creepy cronies?”
Matthew Steeples asks if the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are to split up and divorce just as ‘Missing MeGain’ misses out on mate Oprah Winfrey’s star-studded birthday bash in Beverly Hills.
Matthew Steeples slams the public purse paying out £165,000 to the reprehensible ratbag Cressida Dick and reminds that this despicable dame went to the same school and same Oxford college as the mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell.
As former First Sea Lord Admiral Lord West describes Prince Harry as “a stupid boy,” Matthew Steeples suggests the renegade royal’s ‘Spare’ as fit only for use as a “firelighter” given he’s used it as such against his own family in an already viral video interview released yesterday.
In the wake of yet more money being disgracefully wasted on the murky matter of ‘missing’ Madeleine McCann, Matthew Steeples reminds that over £14 million has been spent over 16 years to find NOWT, NADA, NOTHING.
In washing his dirty linen in public and claiming his brother hit and injured him, supposed war hero Prince Harry shows himself as nothing but a dopey drip suggests Matthew Steeples.
Matthew Steeples wishes readers a very MERRY Christmas and also reminds that Jeffrey Epstein is a bit like that bauble on the tree that didn’t hang itself and suggests that the proverbial turkey Jeremy Clarkson should perhaps get a pass (though not a pardon).
Matthew Steeples asks: “What happened to fact-checking?” in the wake of “berk on a bicycle” Jeremy Vine quoting a fake Twitter account as being that of an ex-Tory MP on his Channel 5 current affairs show.
Matthew Steeples suggests that though Lady Susan Hussey should not have said what she did, the pile on against this 83-year-old has been ludicrous given Ngozi Fulani happily attended a reception hosted by the Queen Consort when she previously suggested “Meghan is a survivor of domestic violence from her in-laws;” one of those in-laws is the Queen Consort.
Matthew Steeples asks: “As a highly respected forensic scientist finds yet more serious flaws in the evidence that led to Jeremy Bamber’s conviction, could this result in this 61-year-old finally being exonerated?”
Matthew Steeples questions if it is right for the former Prime Minister Theresa May to presumably taking wads of wonga to give a speech to the World Travel & Tourism Council in Saudi Arabia given the World Economic Forum ranked the country 141 out of 149 countries on gender equality.
Matthew Steeples slams Daphne Barak’s prison ‘interview’ with Ghislaine Maxwell and calls it out as nothing but yet more PR peddling for the mucky madam sex trafficking nonce.
Matthew Steeples suggests that Christian Brückner being charged with further alleged sexual offences should not be taken as meaning he will be charged with anything connected to the murky case of the ‘disappearance’ of Madeleine McCann.
As the sickening Sacklers deservedly get booted out by the V&A, Matthew Steeples suggests it is time that the media called out some other equally obnoxious ultra-high-net-worth families.
