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Furnish-less Pearl – Meghan Markle & David Furnish Fail

As David Furnish and the Duchess of Sussex’s pathetic pet project ‘Pearl’ gets deservedly kicked into the trash can by Netflix, we ask: “What’s next for the titleless husband of tantrum prone Sir Elton John?”

As David Furnish and the Duchess of Sussex’s pathetic pet project ‘Pearl’ gets deservedly kicked into the trash can by Netflix, we ask: “What’s next for the titleless husband of tantrum prone Sir Elton John?”

When not holidaying with his “nightclub hunk” chum Danny Williams in lands where olive oil producing trees blossom, ‘Mr NOT Sir’ David Furnish – a whiner prone to moaning that it’s not fair that he hasn’t got a title himself in spite of his union with tantrum prone Sir Elton John – likes to spend time busying himself helping out the conveniently forgetful wench formerly known as Meghan Markle.

 

Prone like drippy dullard Prince Harry to seeking out privacy via courts yet constantly like him also courting publicity whenever it suits, 59-year-old Furnish took to Instagram in July 2021 to enthuse about working with the Duchess of Sussex jointly as executive producers on a Netflix series with the “working title” Pearl.

At the time the soppy Canadian born fan of the anti-free speech organisation that is the Web Sheriff blabbed:

 

“I am delighted that we are finally able to announce this exciting animated series. Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex and I are deeply passionate about bringing the inspirational and positive stories of extraordinary women from around the world to a global audience of all ages. The team collaborating on the series are first class, and @netflix are the perfect partner.”

 

Now, following news that Pearl was unsurprisingly kicked into the trashcan by Netflix last week as part of a wave of cutbacks at the production company and streaming service, the Duchess of Sussex has removed all reference to it on her Archewell website.

 

Whilst clearly Pearl won’t now continue her “journey of self-discovery as she tries to overcome life’s daily challenges” and the snotty father hater will most likely move onto her next focus – most likely high office – it is unknown what project the wannabe ‘Lady John’ will seek out next.

 

A job in Netflix’s stage set carpentry department maybe might suit. After all, like Michael Heseltine before him, here is a chap who has had to buy his own furniture (in addition to all that he snapped up for dear old Danny).

 

Pictured top – Sir Elton John’s clearly very happy at that moment hubby living up on a yacht with the ‘mate’ he bought an apartment for, Danny Williams (left) and the snarling, sniveling piece of toerag that is married to the Queen’s grandson (right).

 

The late Alan Clark once said of Michael Heseltine: “An arriviste, certainly, who can’t shoot straight and in Jopling’s damning phrase ‘bought all his own furniture,’ but who at any rate seeks the cachet. All the nouves in the party think he is the real thing.” David Furnish would love a title, but unlike his chum The Right Honourable The Lord Lebedev of Hampton in the London Borough of Richmond upon Thames and of Siberia in the Russian Federation – Evgeny ‘Two Beards’ to his mates – who most definitely bought one, though such remains terribly illusive, he is able to buy rather a lot of furnishings courtesy of his husband’s estimated £375 million fortune.
Sir Elton John and his titleless husband – whom, if you’d believe his April 2016 whining to the ‘Daily Mail’s’ Sebastian Shakespeare, would like to be called ‘Lady John’ – like to spend as much time as possible with Prince Charles’ second son and his avaricious wife. The non-working royals like to sponge off the very, very, very rich popstar and his hubby and, let’s be honest, they wouldn’t be clinging to their coattails if they the 75-year-old old geezer and his 16-year-younger sidekick were living in a council house in Peckham.
Given ‘Pearl’ proved anything but a dazzling diamond, instead of seeking out a role at the UN or in American politics, perhaps it is now time for the sloppy seconds actress that is the former Meghan Markle to return to the sluttier side of the screen. With a reputation like hers, this ‘Modern Day Mrs Simpson’ ought to be reminded that scum always floats to the top and that the world has seen through this mendacious minxes antics.

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  • Once again, a lovely article. I look forward to reading what comes out everyday especially if it contains the truth about just how sick everyone is of Nutmeg and her puppet. Keep up the fantastic work!

    • I'll second that Susan! Matthews daily dose of wit and wisdom is my new drug of choice!

  • Now that we've got the equality act, there is no reason why David Furnish cannot refer to himself as 'lady' David ha ha

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